August 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 130
Category: Religion and Philosophy
I’m more wrong about things than right
But how great would it be
If I were somehow wrong about that
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 129
Category: Religion and Philosophy
Never turn your back
On your own voodoo…
In the mirror is a zombie
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 128
Category: Religion and Philosophy
My Shrink said,
“You can make someone go crazy”
“Hey, I bought you a summer house
Over the course of 30 years
And I don’t have shit
Get out of that window
And take some better notes”
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 127
Category: Religion and Philosophy
A live handgrenade hangs by it’s pin
Gravity and Entropy fight over it like kids
But it sure looks safe to me
And kids will be kids
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 126
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
Looking for a donut hole
To Sink my teeth into
My Soul is on a diet
And I’m out of toothpaste
Friday, August 22, 2008
Anti-Hallmark Sentiment August 22, 2008
Category: Games
She took out her pussy
And put it on the table
I remained poker face
“Wow, you do have a royal flush”
Her cards went flying
I bandaged her wounds
Never regretted not getting laid
Well, we each have a story to tell
But I wonder if she says it
The same way I do
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Baloney Haiku Number 125
Category: Religion and Philosophy
I want you to understand me
In a plain matter of fact way
And also with poetic shenanigans
My ego can’t stand being So-Zen
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Baloney Haiku Number 124
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
My kids are my weights
Every morning I stroller them
Miles of shaping my youth
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Baloney Haiku Number 123
Category: Life
How did they figure out this world
Before I got here
Roads, plumbing, electricity
Sure, sure Generation after generation
Of seemingly putting everything out of place
Yet, so purposely on purpose
Hey, I can do that too
Smart stuff mixed in with stupid
I belong to this Doctor Zeus world
Monday, August 18, 2008
Baloney Haiku Number 122
Category: News and Politics
I’m a kind of positive asshole
I am willing to have kids
Wars, famine, end of the planet shit
Do not deter me
Their own demise from starvation
Makes me shrug my shoulders
Floating on a log…
On the day global warming kicks in
Still, makes me want grandchildren
Hey like I said, I’m a positive asshole…
As long as they keep making playgrounds
I want my diaper stain out there swinging
Catching some rays
And maybe hitting the lotto
For evolution of man
like i said…
I’m just a positive asshole
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Baloney Haiku Number 121
Category: School, College, Greek
I need to become a famous author
So that College kids are forced
To write essays about my writing
I really love the idea
Of Academia having to sweat
My psyche and come up with a theme
I guarantee that the essay I’d love best
And best explains why I do what I do
Would get a bad grade
Gut feeling
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Anti-Hallmark Sentiment August 13, 2008
Category: News and Politics
Every single woman I’ve ever been with…
Just about every single one
I have said the same thing…
I have said
“We speak honestly and open with each other,
More than I’ve ever been able to speak
With a woman before.”
Then the relationship turns to shit
I end up scratching my head
Till my scalp is bleeding
“What was I thinking?”
Until now…
Things are different now…
Now I long for shallow conversation
I need some lying and deception
My wife and I lay down raw emotions
As if we are at a funeral buffet
We both hate it…
We both look forward
To someone fucking up
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Anti-Hallmark Sentiment August 12, 2008
Category: Romance and Relationships
I do stuff around the house
It goes unnoticed
The stuff that gets noticed
Is the stuff I haven’t had time to do
Ironically, had I done nothing at all
I would have noticed what my wife
Didn’t have time to do
And I could have given her a hard time…
Wait a second…
I am not suggesting she does nothing
And so has time to see…
All the things which I haven’t done
I would never do that
Cause I have stuff to do
And can’t be bothered being petty
Thursday, August 07, 2008
Anti Hallmark Sentiment – August 7, 2008
Category: Romance and Relationships
We like such different things
That we never have as good a time
As we could have…
She likes the movie
I hate it
I like the music
She hates it
So one person is happy
And one is sad or indifferent
But this arrangement works for us
Because we’re also never both unhappy
There’s always…
At least one happy person in the relationship
Thursday, August 07, 2008
Baloney Haiku Number 120
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
There’s a couple of minutes
Where there’s no difference
Between going to sleep at 5A.M.
And waking up at 5 A.M.
