February 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Baloney Hi-Coos And Faux Cues Number 171
Sometimes a stroller is a great straight jacket
For that overtired brat who has lost it
A high chair with a cookie works too…
Till the sugar kicks it to an electric status
Then it’s time to pass the kid to the warden
And I ask for a pardon and don’t get it
Monday, February 23, 2009
Baloney Hi-Coos And Faux Cues Number 170
Category: Religion and Philosophy
Don’t over study Buddhism
It’s your quickest way
To fucking enlightenment
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Baloney Hi-Coo’s And Faux Cues Number 169
Category: Life
Everyday, when I wake
I have to remind myself
Of who I am
I splash my face
With cold water
And it all comes back
It’s not a pretty moment
I don’t have to do it
Still, I do it
In the end
I have no choice…
Thanks Popeye
Friday, February 20, 2009
Baloney Hi-Coo’s And Faux Cues Number 168
Category: Life
You don’t need to bring negativity
It will arrive on it’s own…
So, when I say,”The end of Civilization
Is the best thing that could happen to man…”
Don’t go flying off the planet
Sit with it…
We can lay under a bush eating berries all day
Friday, February 13, 2009
Baloney Hi-Coo’s And Faux Cues Number 167
Category: Romance and Relationships
“I don’t want anyone else hurting you…
It hurts me to think of someone hurting you…
I would go out of my way
To hurt someone who hurt you
However…
When I hurt you, it feels good
It feels right
You deserve it”
So said my wife
We still have some work to do
On Friday the Thirteenth
The Day before Valentines Day
Saturday, February 07, 2009
Baloney Hi-Coo’s And Faux Cues Number 166
Category: Romance and Relationships
I open the freezer
There is “that” container
Is it filled with ice cream
Or does it just have one last bite
My wife likes to gamble on our relationship…
Sometimes she leaves me one last bite
To taunt me and frustrate me
And sometimes she leaves me one last bite
Because she loves me
Other times it’s because
She doesn’t want to acknowledge
She has finished the container
And sometimes it’s because she’s lazy
And she forgot where the garbage can is
I pick up the container
Full of cream…
I will leave her a bite
Monday, February 02, 2009
Baloney Hi-Coo’s And Faux Cues Number 165
Category: Religion and Philosophy
I open up a new bag of chips
Is the bag half empty or half fool
Buddah and my trainer laugh
God does that piss me off
Oh, and a fucking chair
So I can shoot my load
