Tuesday, October 07, 2008haiku_larry

Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 150A and B

Category: Life

You jerk-off in order to sleep

But you get wired instead

Cause you keep thinking about

What you were thinking about

Had you done 1/2 the stuff

You did in your fantasy

You’d surely be asleep by now

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 149

Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

I love the rookie who plays one game

He’s got some pop in his bat and stride

I like watching his deterioration

As the season progresses

As the season progresses

He’s holding his dick and limping

He’ll either learn or won’t

Baseball like life…

Has little to do with talent

It’s about having some pop in your bat

Even though you just want to hold your dick

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 148

Category: News and Politics

The walls do not come tumbling down

When you create a perfect Pyramid scheme…

When the slaves have to pay for a flat triangle

That has been built upside down

Makes me wish for the good ole days

When I was schlepping real stones for Pharoahs

And I only had to pay with my life

Not my intelligence