September 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 147
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers
Playing unmusical chairs
With break-a-way furniture
Is just a skids game
Friday, September 26, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 146
Category: Life
People who like to fight
Find each other
People who like to fuck
Find each other
People who want true love…
Always have their dreams
To fall back on
But Occasionally…
True lovers end up together
Fucking and fighting it out
Monday, September 22, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 145
Category: Life
For Miriam
I scrape burnt off my family
Still, the smell lingers
And my toast is fragile
Still, I raise my jam to you
Monday, September 22, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 144
Category: News and Politics
“Chicken shit is falling from the sky”
Chicken Little cried
“I guess it’s time to get a new hobby”
Or a new name
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 143
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
Yeah, sure there’s reincarnation
But what if you are in…
Entry level life
Or
What if you are out
All exits are final
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 142
Category: Life
If you grew up in a house with a Zombie in it
You either have to become a Zombie killer
Or become a Zombie yourself
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 141
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
One guy walks off the planet to the left
One guy walks so far right into a mirror
They actually live in limbo together
Stepping under each others feet
I want to be the stick
They have to contort underneath
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Thursday, September 18, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 140
Category: Friends
For The Vole
Is the chocolate Buddha hollow?
Like the poor Easter Bunny God…
When it turns out to be solid gold
Won’t my kids be bummed out
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 139
Category: News and Politics
“The band-aid gives way to stitches
Which is a good thing
Let the wound heal properly
After the initial blood letting”
My Presidential campaign will not ask for change
I want people to accept the world as it is
Any more change to this world…
May in fact rip it apart completely
So, let’s kiss the boo-boo goodbye
And continue our forced Buddhist approach to life
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 138
Category: News and Politics
The Change in my pocket is gone
Cause my pocket has a hole in it
Finally, the change has come
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 134 Part B For I Am Lying To You
Category: Friends
I know I’m close to the truth
When my outrageous friends are stomped
By something I say non-chalantly
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 137
Category: News and Politics
Global weirding has arrived
We all know that
But now I am willing to step in
Ever since my macho teens
My friends and I have competed
“How long can we go without jackets?”
Gus would walk around in a tee-shirt
His teeth chattering like castanets
We’d all bust a gut freezing in November
Amit from India only lasted a couple of weeks
His mother thought we were nuts
And made him wear a sweater in September
There’s about six of us left alive in the game
But we don’t even bother anymore
I haven’t had to put on a winter coat in years…
I wear a gorilla suit every Halloween
But it’s to warm to wear it anymore
I can only wear the mask…
Maybe this year’s global weirding
Will be me with the mask on
Walking around naked…
I won’t even wait for Halloween
Why Wait?
The weather is too weirding to wait and
My macho competition has been ruined
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 136
Category: Writing and Poetry
I love how kids hate soap
But love the bubbles which clean them
I must keep this in mind
When dealing with all kinds of scum
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 135
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
There are a lot of things I could be dying of
But I can’t afford to go to a doctor
Besides, I have an appointment with the Coroner
And he works on a sliding scale
Monday, September 08, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 134
Category: Friends
I know I’m close to the truth
When my outrageous friends are stumped
By something I say non-chalantly
Saturday, September 06, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 133
You know,that two headed quarter
I keep in my front pocket
Well, I always call “Tails”
And still I think I’m gonna win
You see, I’m betting people won’t flip
Thursday, September 04, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 132
Category: News and Politics
Scratch and sniff the surface
You may not want to dig deeper
Bones from closets. either fall on head
Or get swept under garden in backyard
Thursday, September 04, 2008
Baloney Hi Coos and Faux Cues Number 131
Category: Life
Got that edge across my face
I try to shave it off
And then explain…
I cut myself thinking
